Mos Def knows how to moonwalk.

An Unrequested and Unfitting Eulogy

His moves were not fluid. We got a wobbly approximation in place of that silver-socked spin. The crotch grabs were halfhearted and routine. I was hardly impressed and this was before he started singing. A man had devoted his entire life to imitating the most inimitable pop artist ever. It was as futile as that most inimitable pop artist's attempts to live like a normal man.

Michael Jackson: Don't Stop Til You Get Enough

Non Sequitur: Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy made 2 of the 3 funniest stand-up shows of all time. I will argue this with anyone. Now he does animated features. And Norbit.

Comedy Specials Rankings:
#1 Dave Chappelle "Killin Them Softly"
#2 Eddie Murphy "Delirious"
#3 Eddie Murphy "Raw"*

*"Raw" might be funnier than "Delirious," but it's ranked lower for the same reason I always rank Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall" over "Thriller" - "Delirious" always seems better than you remembered it and "Raw" is only as good as you expected.

Gross

Why does Jacko have Anna Wintour's haircut?

If you click the picture, there's a surprise... I feel like Mike's tried that trick on some kid before.